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June 28th, 2009

Mojos MOUSE DAY

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ZOMG u will not bleeve wat happened THERE WAS A MOUSE

I tweeted earlier about Mom seein mouse in pantry runnen along the shelf like a FLASH and then finden a PACKAGE OF INSTANT OTMEAL EATED and I sed "LET ME GET IT MOM LET ME LET ME" and she said "Yes I am sure that is teh most effective method of gettin rid of it" but I suspeck she was bein sarcastic. Then they set MOUSETRAP in teh pantry and baited it with PEANUT BUTTER and then PEANUT BUTTER DISAPEARED but NO MOUSE and dad was starten to think that mom was losin it if u know what I means. And they was thinken there was NO MOUSE. Only i tweeted in much less detail as u only has 141 karacters yadda yadda yadda.

NEWAI Dad found mouse today only it was EX-MOUSE, it was not in mousetrap but it was DED and DECEESED and dad DELT WITH IT.

Teh MOUSE HAS LEFT TEH BUILDING.

Didn't even let me play with it, not even for 5 MINUTES.

Meanies.

mojo

June 20th, 2009

Mojo's FATHERS DAY

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O hay tomorrow is FATHERS DAY and we is taken dad out to lunch! Well, we and mom is. Well, mom is. But I cant wait to wake him up at 6 ay am to tell him!!!1!!

June 14th, 2009

mojo's BARK IN TEH PARK DAY

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OK so today Mom and Dad went to BaRK IN TEH PARK, wech is a FUNRAISER for teh FREDERICTON SPCA. You can see they is raisin all kinds of fun there, and I believe the purpose is to get MONEY for teh shelter also.

One major drawback of teh day from my perspecktive is that as you may have notised by event name this is very GOGGIE-CENTRIC event, there is GOGGIES as far as teh eye can see in good ol Odell Park, so naturally I chose not to attend, I gets enough of that nonsense during PET PHOTOS WITH SANTA where we has to put up with big stinky goggies and iguanas and ginnie pigs and ferrets with look in their eyes that says, "This is human stupidity make no mistake. We are wild animals and one night we will kill them in their sleep.".




Here is teh table for teh books of world-famous author Glen Murray who is from FRDRCTON and who co-wrote worldwide bestseller WALTER TEH FARTING DOG, wech if there is anything WORSE than a goggie, it would be a FARTING GOGGIE. That is not Mr. Murray in the photo, he was upstares in teh ODELL PARK LODGE signen books or given a papal audience or something. He was SPESHUL GUEST for day.






NEwai, Mom and Dad raised money for SPCA who took care of Veronica and me wen Mom and Dad didn't even know we was in the world so they couldn't come rescue us, they took care of us until Mom and Dad figggered out where we was and came and got us.

So it is cool with me even if it is totally GOGGIE-CENTRIC bcause Mom told me little secret, SPCA uses money to help all animals there, goggies and cats and bunnies like BUNNY who we took there last summer and any animals that needs their help, EVER.

And that's awesome.

June 13th, 2009

mojo's Summer's Here Day

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Hola dudes and dudettes. Gess wat SUMMER CAME and I has been spenden lots of time on windosills and in sunny porch. Today dad put up NEW CLOSELINE becausse old one broke over teh winter. (We has teh RETRACKABLE one.) Also Mom started putten teh WINDOBOXES in She is late again (she is always late getten em done) but she is getten er done! She put geraneums in teh containers in teh back yard an impashens in teh windo boxes on teh fense at teh end of teh drivewai and tomoro she puts red&wite impashens (for Catnada Day!!!) in teh windo boxes on teh porch, wech will be done under my watchful eye from teh shelf under teh windo.

She was gonna go to OTTAWER but now becaus of spenden cutbacks and frugalety nesessary due to GLOBAL ECONOMIC DOWNTURN she will be telecommuten to OTTAWER insted. So there goes my plans for homemade CAT TREETS from BYWARD MARKET. Humph I am not much imprest with spenden cutbacks and frugalety.

yrs begrudgingly,

mojo

June 4th, 2009

mojos AVERAGE day

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It has been pretty AVERAGE around here lately, mom went away to TRONNO for two days and DIDNT BRING ME NOTHING BACK but she brot herself back so I guess that's ok.

I has been enjoyen TWEETING on TWITTER an i am proud to say that I has ELEVEN FOLLOWERS some of wech I knows from this blog and some wech i never knowed until i started TWEETEN. So it is like I always tells u guys IF YOU POST IT, THEY WILL COME.

NEwai, until somethen exsiten happens i am going to study this video to PERFECK MY TECKNEEK for wen Dad plays teh gitar.


(Pee Ess notise it is clever BLACK AND WITE kitteh who has figgered this out. I think teh BLK FREIGHTER would be proud.)

Note to self: practise presise ear plasement.

mojo
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May 23rd, 2009

mojo's TWITTER day

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Okay as u all know I am teh MODREN CAT, teh TEKNOLOGICAL cat, an EARLY ADOPTER if u will. On teh fronteer of teh modern teknology. So i has taken teh nex logical step in teh SOCIAL NETWORKEN fenomenon and, my friends, i is now TWEETING on teh TWITTER.

All u tech-savvy kittehs can see my brilliant and insiteful tweets at http://twitter.com/Mojo_teh_cat

Tweedlleey-eedillyde-tweet!

yrs teknologically,

mojo

May 20th, 2009

Mojo's ADOPSHUN DAY!!!1!!

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Some of u more astoot cats (HAI FREEWAI!) may have notised that teh line at teh top of my blog has changed. Yes, my peeps, as of Mai 15 I has been bouncin thru life for 10 consecutiev yeers. I has now entered teh DOBBLE DIGITS wech as u know means I am v. wise and v. smrt and so on. My adopshun day is MAI 15 (we is a little fuzzy on my actual berth day as 1) my eyes wasn't open and 2) i can't read a calendar).

I had WET FUD for supper on my adopshun day and Veronica did too but i guess i can live with that, the old older sister is just a crotch I has to bear. NEwai, I feels much older and more mature and smrter and wiser.

After much considerashunI has decided not to retire in spite of reachen this impt. milestone wherein i am now an Elder, and an emenense grease. In partickular i has desided not to retire as COMMANDANTE EN JEFE OF CUBA as I am followen teh example of my predessessor FIDEL CATSTRO who sed "u will pry power from my ancient claw-like hands wen I am ready and not a second be4".

And insedentally I can still run upanddown teh hall stares faster than any other animal known to exist.

yrs wisely,

mojo

May 17th, 2009

Okay okay okay okay I has to tell you all about this amazen story that i was introduced to by my good frend BUSTER in teh commentz after teh previous post.

It is story about MIDGE, an amazen cat who lives in ANGLELAND. She was ADOPTED as a rescue kitteh by teh councillor MARTIN HUMFREYS in teh town of WROSE in WEST YORKSHURE, ANGLELAND. And she would follow him to teh store every day. And then guess waht she wood RACE HIM back to teh house. And she ALWAYS WINS!

And do you know teh most amazen part? She only has ONE EYE!

She is so amazen that Marten Humphries made a MOVIE about her. And teh movie is at teh CANS FILM FESTEVAL.

Momses she hopes teh film wins teh PALM DOOR wech is a big prize at CANS FILM FESTEVAL but not to get my hopes up.

Midge and Martin are both full of win & awesome, and U can watch a trailer for teh movie here.

yrs admiringly,

mojo
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May 9th, 2009

Mojo's v. quiet days

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HAI everybody I is still here it is just v. quiet days at casa mojo. Spring is sprung but we has not gone outdoors yet.

In humerous news MomandDadd went to SANT JOHN today and mom came back with book called WHY DOES MY CAT DO THAT? by Caterine Davidson wech I laughed and laughed becaus listenin to hoomans debat their theeries about why cats does things is a hoot I tell you what. As you my loyal readers know teh key is that they is always RONG. WE know why we does things of course it is discust at our quartely regional online meetings and teh biannual teleconfrenses but it's not like were gonna tell THEM why we does things. I think this lady Caterine Davidson is just talken through her hat or whistelin dixie past teh graveyard or something. Yet mom still shelled out hard-earned dinero for book of mythology and fairy tales.

They are a caution but hope springs eternal as mom always sez, I tell you what.

yrs amusedly,

mojo

April 21st, 2009

Mojo's DOOVAY day

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HAI EVERYBODY on Caturday MomandDad did teh big load of LANDRY, includen strippen teh bed and taken all teh blankies, even teh DOOVAY COVER that covers teh DOOVAY where teh mysterious feathers in teh bed comes from.

Wile the LANDRY was bein done they left teh DOOVAY on in teh middle of teh bed. Later on mom came in and sed "O My God Mojo u does not let a opportunity slip by. U has made quite teh nice little NEST there, Bud!"

I resents her callen my little sleepy spots 'nests', nest is where BIRDS lives and I AM NO BIRD. However I must admit that the DOOVAY wech is filled with bird fethers made a v. comfy sleepy spot for a sunny Caturday afternoon.

Of course then teh big loosers made teh bed up again and I am back to kinda sorta burrowen under teh DOOVAY in order to make a nes sleepy-hole.

yrs drowsily,

mojo

April 15th, 2009

mojo's WITE HOUSE DOG day

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O HAI EVERYBODY! Thank u for all teh commentz, as usual I loves readen them.

Now that we is back to normal rootine, I can has time to investegate new WHITE HOUSE D-O-G. He is teh Portu Geese Water Dog and he is BLACK AND WHITE like teh President, but not black and white brown like teh President, black and white black and white like me. He is mostly black, white chest and white sox. And his name is Bo. Only drawback he is not SHELTER DOG wech I must say is bit disappointen to me as maybe many people would have adopted shelter animals. But they made contrebution to Humane Society as well. 

And u know getten a lifelong animal companion is teh v. personal thing and each family must do wat's best for them, also this dog was gift from old family frend Mr. Ted Kenidy who I never heard of but who Mom ses is teh big shot. And also also he had been returned to his breeder by someone who maybe was not really prepared to take care of him. So he is still second-chance dog like teh Hoomane Society says on their website. And he is cute, as D-O-Gs go.

I still says they should have got a cat instead of course. Portu Geese Water D-O-G-S is well known for chewen up everything in sight so it is only matter of time before we hears about BO teh D-O-G eaten teh portrait of Dolly Madesen or nawen on teh Lincon Bed post or somesuch. And then every cat in America is going to snicker. You made ur dog bed, Mr. Obamama :)

yrs doggedly,

mojo

April 12th, 2009

mojo's VACASHUN day!

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Zomg, I has so much to tell u, my Friends, We just all can has VACASHUNS! wech for my staff was worken vacashun as they went to QBA, country which I am Commendante en Hefe of, on my behaf.

While my loyal but largely incompetent staff checked out ECOTOUR-au-natural-type situation in QBA, I (along with stupid sister Veronica) went to CAT SPA where we SPAAED all day.

Upon returen to workaday world, I hears that myMom got report from Miko'sMom that teh blackandwhite Prezident of teh United States can has chosen D-O-G for Wite House. I has not had time to do full research on this (after which i will report back) but early reportz suggests that even though Wite House D-O-G is a D-O-G, he or she may be Black and White D-O-G. Wich would mitegate teh situation somewhat. I will chek into this and give you all full report.

I am happy to report preliminary informashun to Fonzie, who axed, that my staff say Quba is still v. FRIENDLY plase, where little Black and Wite cats can has friendly staff who is nice to them. Much more, includen pictures, in teh comen days.

yrs relaxedly,

Mojo

March 30th, 2009





You 'member i invited anykitteh to send me itteh bitteh kitteh photos if they did not have blog of their own to post them? Well FREEWAI thinks he might get a blog when his momanddad comes back from VACASHUN which they is maybe goen on, but in teh meentime sent me these v. awesome photos of him when he was just teh little thing, big as a minute he was and a million times cuter!

Doesn't he look ALERT?






This was back in teh days wen FREEWAY had teh 4 legs like most cats. See? He has bandage on it. Later on for teh medicul reasons he had teh leg removed which makes him V. UNEEK and SPECIAL cat.









As u can see FREEWAY has had teh companionship of other kittehs in his life, it is always nice to have teh sibilngs around except when it isn't. These looks like 2 v. much loved kittehs there.









Finally this is picture of him being older and more uneek and special. He is awesome because while it takes me 4 legs to be super-cool cat, he is supe-cool cat with 3 legs. That means his coolness-per-leg ratio is much higher than other cats. Even me.

THANKS FREEWAYS MOM for sendin me these photos!

yrs impressedly,
mojo

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March 29th, 2009

In teh COMMENTZ SECTION were u can post COMMENTZ wech I loves 2 read, BUTTSER and FREEWAY posted about haven their own itteh bitteh kitteh pictures and no BLOGS to post them! And FREEWAI said he could has blog but he has no good ideas to post in blog!

U can has blogs to post ur kitteh pictures!!!1! Wen I started this blog my Mom sed, "O mojo u has teh brane teh size of a walnut, wat exactly do u think u can blog about?" And I sed, "Mom I has v. rich and exciten life for one small black-and-white cat liven teh indoor cat life, and i wants to show everykitteh that teh world is just AMAZING even wen u lives in teh indoors and maybe more people will deside tokeep their kittehs as indoor kittehs."

Mom sed "O a social aktivist agenda, teh apple does not fall far from teh tree I see, I guess that answers the ol nature versus nurture qwestion" whatever that means. But I said, "Mom I has exciten life, there is always somethin goen on with you and dad doen jackass stuff all teh time and my stupid sister veronica, and also ant sinthia and sam comes 2 visit, and there is teh TRADESPEEPEL who comes and you know I loves me a TRADESMAN. So please I can has blog?"

So she helpt me out with teh inishal settin-up-of-it and so on and still plays a major supporten role, given that it is her deenero that pays for teh laptop and teh innernet connexion et cetera. But it is MY BLOG about MY LIFE throu MY EYEZ. I think every kitteh should have blog! Our storees needs to be told!

Of course if any reader kittehs does not want to start teh blog but wants to send me any itteh bitteh kitteh pictures for me to post in my blog on ur behalf can send them to me at my personalized emale address of MOJO AT RONNIECAT DOT COM.
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March 13th, 2009

mojo's BABY PICTURES day!

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Yay 4 Dad! He scanned teh pictures and I can now share with u my babeh pictures they took of me wen I was teh itteh bitteh kitteh.


Dis is me right after momanddad brot me home from teh ESSPEESEEA. I was really little!

Who would think such a liddle cat would grow up to b Commandante en Jefe of Cuba???



They had 2 keep me in teh baffroom for a while so big mad Veronica didnt kill me wile she was getten to know me.

Later i cam out and met her wech is wen we began our famous love-hate relationship and she started hitten me for noreason. (I hits her but I has Reason.)
 



I was little but i was tough tho. Watch in these photos as I viciously attax this piece of fur from off some ol dead mouse toy.




I showed him, didn't i?

 










I wasn't afraid to give dads ratty ol shoes a licking either!



This is me a litle bigger. As u see even tough guys needs their momz sometimes. (Wen mom saw this picture she sed "Zomg glasses was SO BIG in teh 90s!" LOL!)

 
Wasn't I adorable? Goen on 10 years and just as adorable only mightier.

And Comandante en Jefe of Cuba.

Yrs adorably,

mojo

March 3rd, 2009

Well, while we is waiten for Dad to get teh itteh bitteh kitteh photografs digetized, here is somethin I has been worken on.

Maybe you has seen teh awesome commershal playen on teh DISCOVERY CHANNEL about how teh world is just awesome?



Well i has been thinken about that and I desided to make my own lyrics to teh song about how MY WORLD is JUST AWESOME. (Pee Ess mine rimes even less than teh Discovery Channels lyrics does.)

Astronaut1: It never gets old huh?
Astronaut2: nope
Astronaut1: Is that... a little black and white cat I see? 
Astronaut2: I think you're right.
Astronaut1: it kinda makes you wanna…
Astronaut2: break into song?
Astronaut1: yup

I love the big bedroom
I love all the windows too
I love writen in my blog
I love makin Ronnie jump!

I love the whole world
And all its sights and sounds
Boom Dee Ahh Dah
Boom Dee Ahh Dah
Boom Dee Ahh Dah
Boom Dee Ahh Dah

I love the awesome stairs
I love to run up and down
I love to go so fast I skids on teh rug!
I love my kibble (specially on wet fud day)

I love the whole world
And all its craziness
Boom Dee Ahh Dah
Boom Dee Ahh Dah
Boom Dee Ahh Dah
Boom Dee Ahh Dah

I love little catnip mousies!
I love chasing bugs!
I love sunshine spots on teh floor!
I love the giant squids. (on tv) (Everybody loves teh giant squids.)

Teh World is Awwesome!

I love walkin on my leash!
I love watchen teh snow! (from inside.)
I love teh big snow-clearen machine!
I love the giant squids. (Everybody loves teh giant squids.)

I love my mom and dad!
I love every day when they comes home!
I love the lovely smelly porch!
(It smells like wood now.)
I love my plaid blankie!

I love pictures with Santa!
I love playen scary monster! (with Dad)
I love my Ant Sinthia!
I love the giant squids. (Everybody loves teh giant squids.)

I love the whole world
It’s such a brilliant place
Boom Dee Ahh Dah
Boom Dee Ahh Dah
Boom Dee Ahh Dah
Boom Dee Ahh Dah

Teh World is teh Awesome Place!

mojo

PEE ESS I love my couzin Sam! (I forgotz.)
Also sardeens.
Boom Dee Ahh Dah!

February 24th, 2009


Mom went away for awhile, she did not go to Nature (I axed Dad) she just went on trip to see her MomandDad. Also her sister who is Not Awful like mine parently, and their TWO GOGGIES, how anyone lives with ONE DOG i don't know much less two. I am gobsmacked.

NEWay, while Mom was away in Momshome visitin her family Dad went on Major Cleanen Spree throwen out all kinds of stuff (I kept sayen, "Throw out Veronica Dad, throw her out!" and he sed, "You know, that gets less funny every time u says it bud."

But while cleanen and throwen out stuff Dad found big pile of MY BABY PICTURES from when I was itteh bitteh kitteh just fresh home from teh SPCA. Wen Mom came home she said "ZOMG look how LITTLE he is! Mojo u could fit in my pokket!"

Best of all she sed her projeck for this weekend is to scan them into teh digital scanner thing so I can post them here in my blog!!!!!1!!

So stay tooned!

yrs photogenically,

mojo

February 10th, 2009

mojo's very sad day

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My mom told me today that Raul, Oolie, teh Black Freighter, had gone away and wouldn't be commenting on teh blog nemore. I axed her where did he go that he didn't have teh innernet axcess? They got it almost everywhere u know. And she looked v. serious and said, "Mojo, life is a great big Circle, and u comes from Nature and you lives in teh World a while, and if u is lucky u lives with ur family in ur onetruehome, like Oolie did. Then after awhile you goes back to Nature like teh trees and teh water and teh grass. And that's where teh Blk Freighter is now, and it is a sad thing that he can't talk to us no more but it is teh right thing bcause it is all part of teh Circle."

I said, "Is he comen back, though, after a while in Nature? Like u and Dad comes back from trips?" and she looked v. sad and said no, when u goes back to Nature again u cannot come back, but it is part of a good and normal progression of things and is just part of Life.

I said, "If that is true I don't like it. I think LIFE SUCKS if after awhile u has to go away to be in Nature where there is no innernet and no way to talk to ur friends." And she said, "I know it is hard, buddy. It's just... there are things that ur peeple can change, and there are things that ur peeple can't. And this is bigger than all of us, bud."

I said "I still don't understand it. I am tryen to make sens of it and I don't understand how it works. I want it to not happen. I want somebody to make it not happen. I want teh Black Freighter to email me from Nature and be here again."

She said, "I know, Moj. Everybody feels the same way. But this is one of the hard things that we can't change. But... Black Freighter is still here in the World with us in a way, because we all remember when he lived here in the World with us, and we will talk about him, and tell stories about him, and look at pictures of him, and he will always be here with us that way. You will remember him, and I will, and ur Dad, and most of all his Typer Ape, and his own Mom and family, and Buster and Freeway and Downyflake and Miko and everybody who got to know the amazin Black Freighter. Keep him in ur mind and in ur heart, bud, and a part of him will always be here in teh World with us."

He always calls me Little Cousin did u notise? Here is a secret I never told u: We is not blood relatives. But he always calls me Little Cousin wech is v. generous on his part.

I axed if he was happy livin in Nature, and Momsed, "Yes, Mojo. It's the right plase for him to be now."

He is teh Greatest Tuxedo Cat Ever and my mentor and my friend. And if he can't come back from Nature - which is NOT FAIR - I will keep him in my memory and in my heart like Momsed. I hope that is teh right thing to do, to do right by him. Cause I want to.

Because he is teh most awesome cat ever.

mojo
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January 22nd, 2009

Blk Freiter's dad sent my mom some portant information to forward to me about Lynea Lattanzio who is quite possibly teh ULTIMATE CAT SOOPERHERO. He (Black Fritter's dad) saw story in SAN HOSAY MERCURY newspaper about TEH CAT HOUSE ON TEH KINGS, an amazin cat (& a few dogs, they can't help it they was born dogs) sanctooary in Calfornia. It splains how TEH CAT HOUSE ON TEH KINGS took in three cats who belonged to another cat SOOPERHERO, Sadie Malone, who used to feed teh feral cats in her town even wen teh polise told her to stop. When Sadie died her three cats went to live forever at the Cat House on Teh Kings, which Lynea Lattanzio made because she had a lot of land and there was a lot of cats out there that need help.

Sadie's friend now feed teh feral cats, so take that polise.

This plase is INCREDIBLE! SEVEN HUNDRED CATS lives here and there is NO CAGES! Jack PEREZ gets HERO status for maken teh most amazing video in the world about it. You has to watch!




They has teh awesome website also where you can see lots and lots of pictures that splains how teh whole thing is set up and why the cats is allowed to go outside but is safe at teh same time. It is a paradise for kittehs and just knowen that there are ppl like Lynea Lattanzio and her helpers in teh world makes me feel better about liven in it.

This story made me feel so happy I thot my heart would burst. Thank u to BLK FREITER's dad for sendin it to my mom because it makes my insides smile.

yrs gratefully,

mojo

January 16th, 2009


ZOMG BLK FREITER has posted in teh commentz section of my previous post about most spectackular THEIVIN ANIMAL of all wech is KING of the theives so naturally it is teh CAT. Acksually I was made aware of FRANKIE teh theiven cat some time ago by my MOM who sed her corespondant in california, which is alliterative, sent it to her. But I think I got so worked up in my rant about my nemeseses, SEEGULLS, in my last post about theiven animules that I forgot to mention him. So v. def. my bad.

FRANKIE is teh worlds most thievingist cat. He is teh awesome! He lives in Angleland where parently cats goes outdoors and he theives teh CAT TOYS from other houses! He is liven teh dream, people, he is all id and no sooperego.

Althou I admits I am conflicted. Is steelin from ur fellow felines ethecal? Hoomans seems to think that steelen from each other is v. bad but cats has a different kind of code. Veronica steels my kibble all teh time and vicey-versey. Also we steels each others warm comfy spots on regular basis. So I am thinken it is fare game, those cats should have hid those toys if they wants them to be there later on just like Veronica and me did with dad's chocolat covered coffee beens wech we stole and hid and they was always there when we wanted to bat one around teh floor. Dad kept finden em on teh floor but he never found out where they was stashed. Whech reminds me i wonders if there is any left there? better go check.

yrs thievingly,

mojo
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