i am mojo!

OMGOMGOMG U will not bleeve what happened to us today it was PET PHOTOS WITH SANTA DAY at teh GREEN VILLAGE store wech hosts it every year for teh Fredericton SPCA!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!1!!

It was v. unexpected as these things tends to be but around 10:30 AY EM Dad said to me "OK Bud is u ready 2 go?" and I was like, "Go where?" and Veronica was sound asleep so she didn't look like SHE was plannen on goen anywhere. And then Mom brought out teh HARNESSES wech means we is GOEN OUTDOORS so we was definitely goen SOMEWHERE!

We got into teh harnesses and then got into our carriers and then got into teh car and ZOOM ZOOM next thing we was passen through teh cold parken lot (in our carriers) and then was inside teh GREEN VILLAGE where I went "OMG I totally remembrs this smell!" And then Mom made v. generous donation to SPCA (at least she says so). And there was lots of peeple and GOGGIES! Big ones and small ones! And teh ones in front of us in teh lineup for teh photos was teh BOSTON TERRORS and one of them LICKED VERONICA'S FACE RIGHT THROUGH THE DOOR OF HER CARRIER!

Well like yoosual Veronica and myself was cool as cucumbers, this does not fase us at all. MomandDad always says they do not know why we is so calm at teh pet photos with all the big smelly GOGGIES wen we doesn't know any from home. And all teh peeple at teh pet photos was amazed too and sed that most cats is FREAKED OUT but they was amazed we was so calm, cool and collected.

Well that is because duh, if anything bad could happen MOM AND DAD would step in and make it NOT HAPPEN that is pretty clear to me.

NEWAI, we got up to SANTA Mom sed "OMG Santa you looks v. familiar behind ur beard there!" and I admitted that he did look familiar but I could not put a paw on it. But he was v. friendly and MomandDad got into teh picture with me and Veronica and Santa (whose voice sounded v. female if u axe me but nobody axed me.)

Teh photographer had to take many pictures as Veronica was toadally distracted and staren at teh floor etc. Hopefully we will get 1 useful shot and better last year's "most disgraseful performanse to date" as Dad put it.

After teh photo shoot this lady came up to us and sed, "OMG those cats is so calm and unfased, has u ever brout them to teh CAT SHOW?" And Momsed, "Do u mean teh Chickadee Cat Club cat show? Why no, I went to teh cat show last year but then nevr got around to bloggen about it because I is distracted and disorganized". Well that's not actually what she said but that is what happened so I is busten her chops about it LOL.

So teh lady said, "O U MUST bring them to teh cat show!" So Dad sed maybe they would so wouldn't that be teh awesome??

NEWAI, big day folks and we got teh family photo taken with SANTA (I will post teh results at earliest opportunity) wech is one of my favorite things all year. Also it means CRISMAS IS COMEN!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!!

Yrs merrily

mojo

OMG! I am humbled and honered and truly truly amazed to discover that I AM FAMOUS, I am part of amazin gallery of amazin animals that BLK FREIGHTER and FONZIE's typer ape made, of animals that he has met on teh INNERWEBS.

It is called I Have Never Touched Them, but They Have Touched Me and that title is so amazen because it describes how I feels about INNERWEB friends. I never touched Black Freighter with my PAW but I feels like he has touched me in my HEART. Same for all my Innerwebz friends.

There is some impressive animals in that gallery I tell u what, I is overwhelmed to be counted amongst their furry company.

Now I needs to talk to mom about getten some SUNGLASSES.

yrs humbly (and FAMOUSLY)

mojo

OK so no H1N1 FLU SHOTS for our house hold, looks like neither peeple nor CATS is getten teh shot anytime soon. I has mixed emoshuns about this Bcause as I menshioned in my previous post, CATS CAN HAS H1N1 FLU but teh MomandDad is tellen me they is taken teh PRE CAUTIONS so that they can not has deadly flu virus. Bcause they goes out into teh world every day and WE DOES NOT. So we has to trust them that they is TAKEN PRE CAUTIONS. I don't mind shots much but generally DO NOT WANT so let's see how this works out.

In other news, Momses she has to get up-to-date charming fotograf of me bcause I has been invited to join EL33T collection of animules on teh FLICKER, whatever that is. She says it is IMPORTANT and has something 2 do with TEH BLACK FREIGHTER and FONZIE'S human. O well NE THING for them, they is good peeple that live in Californya wech is in other end of the world but cats and goggies lives there too it seems. I checks in on their Fort regularly thanks to the Innerwebs. So if that is teh cause I will hit my mark charmingly as requested. I am MODEL CAT so modeling should not be hard for me. I will post link and background info when this all comes to FROOITION as it assumably will.

IN OTHER OTHER NEWS, Miko the dog (he can't help it, he was born a dog) is moven with his Momanddad to TEH NORTH! And not just teh north of NOO BRUSWICK, teh NORTH OF CATNADA!!!!!1!!!

I hopes he will still keep in touch via the ol' Interwebs. He is teh most awesome goggie I knows. I think he and his Momanddad will do v. well in TEH NORTH. However he may want to discuss LITTER BOX TRAININ with his MomandDad. I understands it is v. cold to do ur bizness outside. In TEH NORTH.

yrs fotogenically,

mojo

ZOMG I has been watching this FLU THING with some interest as teh hoomans panicks and screws things up royally but tonite on teh telebision I saw genuinely alarming report that CATS CAN HAS TEH H1N1 FLU!

NOW teh situashun is srious!!! I has requested that we gets teh vacksination TOOT SWEET!!!

PLS CALL VETEMINARIAN DR. DEBBIE AND MAKE THIS HAPPEN PLS!

yrs preventatively

mojo

Gud frend and awesome guy FREEWAY noted in teh commentz on teh previous post that I has been derelick in posten lately. He was conserned that maybe I had ben sent away to SKOOL, wech would be OMG WHAT A TRAUMA wat does a skool think it can teech a big old rangy 10 year old tomcat like my self? Thank Bast that was not teh case, I sed I has just been chillen and chillen, wech reminded me it is gettin CHILLY around these parts and teh trees outside teh windos is changen colour and droppen leeves like crazy, wech means it is getten close to SNOW TIME and CRISMAS TIME two big events in This Ol House.

In other news, I has not eaten any string or string-like items lately wech made Mom say "OMG Mojo maybe u is learnen somethin after all!" I say I has just made different lifestile choises is all, plus they hides all string and string-like items in this house like CRAZY.

In other other news my big ol sister VERONICA had her birfday in Sept. meanen she is now teh ELEVEN. Still no smarter though that i can see. But every year somehow she seems just a little bit nicer.

yrs chillin'ly,

mojo

OK so I just saw a report on CTV about PILOTS N PAWS. They is a group of AIR PILOTS who flies animules who is in crowded shelters and who is at the end of their leashes to other shelters in other places that has more room or that is NO KILL shelters. Even like halfway across Merica! And they saves them.! And they is volunteeers!

Isn't that awesome? It makes me purr just 2 think about it.

Momanddad always said pilots was a special breed. But these guys are SOOPERHEROES!!!!1!!!

yrs happily,

Mojo

OH HAI everybodi, I always tells u that readen teh comments section is most enlightenen, well resently FONZIE impt. contributr to this blog posted this MOST IMPORTENT contrebution wech you will hardly believe, it is FIVE (5) CATS FROM HIS FORT IN 1 (ONE) PHOTO! This obviously needs further exploration and admiration so I hope he will not mind me inviten his comment up to its own blog post.
PEE ESS there is 6th creetur in teh picture but you has to look close and squint to see it, teh labeling boxes helps.

Oh! Mr. Mojo! All 5 of Us in One Picture!

ZOMG MomandDad went to see ANT SINTHIA at her HOUSE yesterday and they met NEW ORANGEY CAT ALGER! They showed me pictures of him!

This is picture of him. Momses at full size teh picture is slightly blurry so I should post it to my blog as I is slightly  blurry as well ha ha.

Isn't he BEAUTIFUL? He has teh most amazin golden eyes.

Momses Ant Sinthia and him are gettin along great and they are both very happy. I  can't wait to meet him!!!1!!

yrs happily,
mojo

HAI everybody I has NO EXCUSE for not posten more frequently the only reason is ITS SUMMER and there is much SUNSHINE on teh floor every day and sumtimes MOMorDAD will open teh door to teh PORCH wech has WINDOS EVERYWARE and is SO FULL OF SUN AND AWESOME! And I kind of melts u see.

ANT SINTHIA came to take care of us while MomandDad went on mini-vacashun on NOO BRUNSWECK DAY and it was SO GOOD to see her. And IN OTHER NOOS momses that there may be noo cousin to meet, ORANGE GINGER MARMELADE CAT named ALGER so stay tooned to hear about that!!!

yrs familiarly,

mojo

O HAI everybody I am sorry I has not posted I has been on teh VACASHUN to teh CAT SPA! It was v. exciting, I went to CAT SPA all by myself NO VERONICA OR NOTHING! She stayed home w/Ant Cynthia in teh HOUSE and momanddad went to FRENCH PLASE and I went to CAT SPA. Mom sed sometimes SEPARATE VACASHUNS helps us grow as cats and I must admit, I felt I growed a whole lot.

I got to meet lots of other cats stayen at CAT SPA and get to know them on my own terms without stupid older sister sayin stuff like "He is just a baby" and "He is a mama's boy you should see him at home, what a suck-up". So I just sed "Hai everybody I am Mojo big old tomcat kind of master of my domain and I runs things around the ol' maison, u know what i'm sayen?" and they was all v. respeckful of me on my own terms. I met 2 marmalade cats and 1 gray cat and also became good instant messagen buddies (ie yellin back and forth from our cat condos) with several others out of eyeshot.

Also lady who runs CAT SPA is crazy about me i tell you what, and she cuddled me and cuddled me and cuddled me!

So that shood put end to any rumors that I am teh suck up or teh mama's boy.

But i was happy when momanddad came to colleck me and take me back to good old house where I can runupanddownthestairsfasterthananycatever.

Life is JUST AWESOME, don't u think?

happily,

mojo

ZOMG u will not bleeve wat happened THERE WAS A MOUSE

I tweeted earlier about Mom seein mouse in pantry runnen along the shelf like a FLASH and then finden a PACKAGE OF INSTANT OTMEAL EATED and I sed "LET ME GET IT MOM LET ME LET ME" and she said "Yes I am sure that is teh most effective method of gettin rid of it" but I suspeck she was bein sarcastic. Then they set MOUSETRAP in teh pantry and baited it with PEANUT BUTTER and then PEANUT BUTTER DISAPEARED but NO MOUSE and dad was starten to think that mom was losin it if u know what I means. And they was thinken there was NO MOUSE. Only i tweeted in much less detail as u only has 141 karacters yadda yadda yadda.

NEWAI Dad found mouse today only it was EX-MOUSE, it was not in mousetrap but it was DED and DECEESED and dad DELT WITH IT.

Teh MOUSE HAS LEFT TEH BUILDING.

Didn't even let me play with it, not even for 5 MINUTES.

Meanies.

mojo

OK so today Mom and Dad went to BaRK IN TEH PARK, wech is a FUNRAISER for teh FREDERICTON SPCA. You can see they is raisin all kinds of fun there, and I believe the purpose is to get MONEY for teh shelter also.

One major drawback of teh day from my perspecktive is that as you may have notised by event name this is very GOGGIE-CENTRIC event, there is GOGGIES as far as teh eye can see in good ol Odell Park, so naturally I chose not to attend, I gets enough of that nonsense during PET PHOTOS WITH SANTA where we has to put up with big stinky goggies and iguanas and ginnie pigs and ferrets with look in their eyes that says, "This is human stupidity make no mistake. We are wild animals and one night we will kill them in their sleep.".




Here is teh table for teh books of world-famous author Glen Murray who is from FRDRCTON and who co-wrote worldwide bestseller WALTER TEH FARTING DOG, wech if there is anything WORSE than a goggie, it would be a FARTING GOGGIE. That is not Mr. Murray in the photo, he was upstares in teh ODELL PARK LODGE signen books or given a papal audience or something. He was SPESHUL GUEST for day.






NEwai, Mom and Dad raised money for SPCA who took care of Veronica and me wen Mom and Dad didn't even know we was in the world so they couldn't come rescue us, they took care of us until Mom and Dad figggered out where we was and came and got us.

So it is cool with me even if it is totally GOGGIE-CENTRIC bcause Mom told me little secret, SPCA uses money to help all animals there, goggies and cats and bunnies like BUNNY who we took there last summer and any animals that needs their help, EVER.

And that's awesome.

Hola dudes and dudettes. Gess wat SUMMER CAME and I has been spenden lots of time on windosills and in sunny porch. Today dad put up NEW CLOSELINE becausse old one broke over teh winter. (We has teh RETRACKABLE one.) Also Mom started putten teh WINDOBOXES in She is late again (she is always late getten em done) but she is getten er done! She put geraneums in teh containers in teh back yard an impashens in teh windo boxes on teh fense at teh end of teh drivewai and tomoro she puts red&wite impashens (for Catnada Day!!!) in teh windo boxes on teh porch, wech will be done under my watchful eye from teh shelf under teh windo.

She was gonna go to OTTAWER but now becaus of spenden cutbacks and frugalety nesessary due to GLOBAL ECONOMIC DOWNTURN she will be telecommuten to OTTAWER insted. So there goes my plans for homemade CAT TREETS from BYWARD MARKET. Humph I am not much imprest with spenden cutbacks and frugalety.

yrs begrudgingly,

mojo

It has been pretty AVERAGE around here lately, mom went away to TRONNO for two days and DIDNT BRING ME NOTHING BACK but she brot herself back so I guess that's ok.

I has been enjoyen TWEETING on TWITTER an i am proud to say that I has ELEVEN FOLLOWERS some of wech I knows from this blog and some wech i never knowed until i started TWEETEN. So it is like I always tells u guys IF YOU POST IT, THEY WILL COME.

NEwai, until somethen exsiten happens i am going to study this video to PERFECK MY TECKNEEK for wen Dad plays teh gitar.


(Pee Ess notise it is clever BLACK AND WITE kitteh who has figgered this out. I think teh BLK FREIGHTER would be proud.)

Note to self: practise presise ear plasement.

mojo

Okay as u all know I am teh MODREN CAT, teh TEKNOLOGICAL cat, an EARLY ADOPTER if u will. On teh fronteer of teh modern teknology. So i has taken teh nex logical step in teh SOCIAL NETWORKEN fenomenon and, my friends, i is now TWEETING on teh TWITTER.

All u tech-savvy kittehs can see my brilliant and insiteful tweets at http://twitter.com/Mojo_teh_cat

Tweedlleey-eedillyde-tweet!

yrs teknologically,

mojo

Some of u more astoot cats (HAI FREEWAI!) may have notised that teh line at teh top of my blog has changed. Yes, my peeps, as of Mai 15 I has been bouncin thru life for 10 consecutiev yeers. I has now entered teh DOBBLE DIGITS wech as u know means I am v. wise and v. smrt and so on. My adopshun day is MAI 15 (we is a little fuzzy on my actual berth day as 1) my eyes wasn't open and 2) i can't read a calendar).

I had WET FUD for supper on my adopshun day and Veronica did too but i guess i can live with that, the old older sister is just a crotch I has to bear. NEwai, I feels much older and more mature and smrter and wiser.

After much considerashunI has decided not to retire in spite of reachen this impt. milestone wherein i am now an Elder, and an emenense grease. In partickular i has desided not to retire as COMMANDANTE EN JEFE OF CUBA as I am followen teh example of my predessessor FIDEL CATSTRO who sed "u will pry power from my ancient claw-like hands wen I am ready and not a second be4".

And insedentally I can still run upanddown teh hall stares faster than any other animal known to exist.

yrs wisely,

mojo

Okay okay okay okay I has to tell you all about this amazen story that i was introduced to by my good frend BUSTER in teh commentz after teh previous post.

It is story about MIDGE, an amazen cat who lives in ANGLELAND. She was ADOPTED as a rescue kitteh by teh councillor MARTIN HUMFREYS in teh town of WROSE in WEST YORKSHURE, ANGLELAND. And she would follow him to teh store every day. And then guess waht she wood RACE HIM back to teh house. And she ALWAYS WINS!

And do you know teh most amazen part? She only has ONE EYE!

She is so amazen that Marten Humphries made a MOVIE about her. And teh movie is at teh CANS FILM FESTEVAL.

Momses she hopes teh film wins teh PALM DOOR wech is a big prize at CANS FILM FESTEVAL but not to get my hopes up.

Midge and Martin are both full of win & awesome, and U can watch a trailer for teh movie here.

yrs admiringly,

mojo

HAI everybody I is still here it is just v. quiet days at casa mojo. Spring is sprung but we has not gone outdoors yet.

In humerous news MomandDadd went to SANT JOHN today and mom came back with book called WHY DOES MY CAT DO THAT? by Caterine Davidson wech I laughed and laughed becaus listenin to hoomans debat their theeries about why cats does things is a hoot I tell you what. As you my loyal readers know teh key is that they is always RONG. WE know why we does things of course it is discust at our quartely regional online meetings and teh biannual teleconfrenses but it's not like were gonna tell THEM why we does things. I think this lady Caterine Davidson is just talken through her hat or whistelin dixie past teh graveyard or something. Yet mom still shelled out hard-earned dinero for book of mythology and fairy tales.

They are a caution but hope springs eternal as mom always sez, I tell you what.

yrs amusedly,

mojo

HAI EVERYBODY on Caturday MomandDad did teh big load of LANDRY, includen strippen teh bed and taken all teh blankies, even teh DOOVAY COVER that covers teh DOOVAY where teh mysterious feathers in teh bed comes from.

Wile the LANDRY was bein done they left teh DOOVAY on in teh middle of teh bed. Later on mom came in and sed "O My God Mojo u does not let a opportunity slip by. U has made quite teh nice little NEST there, Bud!"

I resents her callen my little sleepy spots 'nests', nest is where BIRDS lives and I AM NO BIRD. However I must admit that the DOOVAY wech is filled with bird fethers made a v. comfy sleepy spot for a sunny Caturday afternoon.

Of course then teh big loosers made teh bed up again and I am back to kinda sorta burrowen under teh DOOVAY in order to make a nes sleepy-hole.

yrs drowsily,

mojo