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Oh HAI my peeps! I has been offline for long time becas I has been so busy. Teh new regeem I has been on to keep me hale and harty has taken up much of my time. I was goen to teh vetimenariam weekly for my spa treetments, wech was goin very well until my stupid staff decided to onse again take a THIS TIME UNAUTHORIZED trip to QBA, a small Caribbean nation of which I am teh Commandante en Jefe, as you all know. I did not appprove or sanction teh trip sins as far as I can tell my delegate, RAUL, is doen good job of runnen plase in my absense as I can see by keepen abrest of diplomatik cables from my extensive network of CATS in QBA.
NEWai, they insisted it was v. important for them to go to Qba on trip which coensided suspishously with comen of Catnadian cold season and I went to stay at CAT SPA weth cat lady. But on Monday I got to feelen pretty bad and THROWED UP sevral times wech I usually only does onse. And cat lady called "vet on call" Monday nite and took me to see Dr. Debbie next day. And they did more tests on my magnificent self (Dr. Debbie said "Why don't we wait until his stoopid hooman staff come back to do teh tests- " and Cat Lady said "Oh just do teh damned tests!" That is why my staff leave me at teh CAT SPA while they is away, Cat Lady is all about teh cats and damn teh hoomans.)
So everybody desided I needed to have teh SPA TREATMENTS (wech involves me gettin FLOOUD under my skin) more than onse a week, and that is when my incompetent staff came back from Qba and desided that - u r not goin to bleeve this - desided that THEY would learn to do my SPA TREATMENTS at home as they figgered it was less stressful for me to do it 3-4 times a week at home, not goin to Dr. Debbie's.
"EXCUSE ME," I sed when they tried it teh first time. "Is this Amateur Hour? Where are teh vet techs? Why isn't any1 wearin scrubs? Why are ur hands shaken?" Mostly I sed "DO NOT WANT" and tried to make that clear teh first, second, therd time. "I WANT TO SEE SOME EVIDENSE OF TRAINEN IN VETIMENARIAN ARTS!`` All of whech protests was ignored. However, they got better at it and not quite as stoopid and weth teh weather changen, it occurred to me that it was kind of nicer to do it in 7 minuts at home, and was kinda more comfy than haven to get in my carrier, go to Dr. Debbie`s offise, and come back home in teh cold, 3-4 times a week. So we has reached a kind of de tent, where I allows them to do it without too much fuss (it doesn`t feel v. uncomfortable, but I sure acts like it does for reasons of manipulashion) and they does it without too much psychological trawma to them.
Also, it was Chrissmass! I got a ball and a spring and a mouse (not a real one I SUPPOSE THAT WOULD BE TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR JUST ONE YEAR). So we all had v. merry Chrissmas and momanddad are home all this week to hang out with. So MERRY CHRISSMAS and HAPPY HOLLYDAYS to all my peeps and ur families. I`m goin to curl up in my little cat bed next to teh heating grate behind teh bathroom door and dream about tomorrow, wech will if experience holds be even better than today.
yrs healthily,
mojo
NEWai, they insisted it was v. important for them to go to Qba on trip which coensided suspishously with comen of Catnadian cold season and I went to stay at CAT SPA weth cat lady. But on Monday I got to feelen pretty bad and THROWED UP sevral times wech I usually only does onse. And cat lady called "vet on call" Monday nite and took me to see Dr. Debbie next day. And they did more tests on my magnificent self (Dr. Debbie said "Why don't we wait until his stoopid hooman staff come back to do teh tests- " and Cat Lady said "Oh just do teh damned tests!" That is why my staff leave me at teh CAT SPA while they is away, Cat Lady is all about teh cats and damn teh hoomans.)
So everybody desided I needed to have teh SPA TREATMENTS (wech involves me gettin FLOOUD under my skin) more than onse a week, and that is when my incompetent staff came back from Qba and desided that - u r not goin to bleeve this - desided that THEY would learn to do my SPA TREATMENTS at home as they figgered it was less stressful for me to do it 3-4 times a week at home, not goin to Dr. Debbie's.
"EXCUSE ME," I sed when they tried it teh first time. "Is this Amateur Hour? Where are teh vet techs? Why isn't any1 wearin scrubs? Why are ur hands shaken?" Mostly I sed "DO NOT WANT" and tried to make that clear teh first, second, therd time. "I WANT TO SEE SOME EVIDENSE OF TRAINEN IN VETIMENARIAN ARTS!`` All of whech protests was ignored. However, they got better at it and not quite as stoopid and weth teh weather changen, it occurred to me that it was kind of nicer to do it in 7 minuts at home, and was kinda more comfy than haven to get in my carrier, go to Dr. Debbie`s offise, and come back home in teh cold, 3-4 times a week. So we has reached a kind of de tent, where I allows them to do it without too much fuss (it doesn`t feel v. uncomfortable, but I sure acts like it does for reasons of manipulashion) and they does it without too much psychological trawma to them.
Also, it was Chrissmass! I got a ball and a spring and a mouse (not a real one I SUPPOSE THAT WOULD BE TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR JUST ONE YEAR). So we all had v. merry Chrissmas and momanddad are home all this week to hang out with. So MERRY CHRISSMAS and HAPPY HOLLYDAYS to all my peeps and ur families. I`m goin to curl up in my little cat bed next to teh heating grate behind teh bathroom door and dream about tomorrow, wech will if experience holds be even better than today.
yrs healthily,
mojo
- in little bed behind teh bathroom door
- Elton John - I`m Still Standing
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happy
Mojo!
We have had teh Chrismass here too. My unlce Mike came to visit and Mom made lemon chicken on Friday, enchiladas on Saturday, beef Wellington on Sunday, and on Monday Mom and Mike went and got good stuff at a plase where they cook Caribbean and we got to taste teh pulled pork and the chicken. I dunno why no one would give us any beef Wellington, my brother Spike and me aksed SEVRAL TIMES, quite loudly.
It's GRATE to see you back on your blog where we have missed you. Head bumps and purring to you and yr MOMandDAD.
Freeway
Re: Mojo!
Good to hear from you my frend. Keep yellin and head butts and purrs to your mom and ur Unlcle Mike too.
mojo
itiz teh O HAI FRUM BUTSTER!!1!!
4 KRISMUS igotted teh BOKS also gotted teh HOLE DAI itiz teh BOKSEN DAI also gotted ANOTHR BOKS 4 teh BOKSEN DAI also teh rappen paypr ihelped unrapt teh bokses 2
iam STIL HOPEN u iz feelen gud mai MOM sed she givd teh kittehz wat i nevr knew teh SPA TREETMENTS sumthin 2 do she sed also putted teh FLOOIDZ in teh BOWL OF WARM WATR helpz keep teh kitteh WARM
i aksed 4 teh JERBEL 4 teh KRISMUS but no deel. it maks no sens.
YR FRIEEND BUSTERER!!1!!!!
Re: itiz teh O HAI FRUM BUTSTER!!1!!
You gotta boks? That right there = best present ever. Bokses is teh best. I got no bokses this year so small #fail there.
Ur MOM is so smrt, after 1st time my mom went on teh interwebs (which is a series of tubes filled with cats, momses, I would really like to see it) and found out she shud be putten teh FLOOIDS in teh big bowl of warm water, wech teh vetiminarium didn't tell her. It made ONE BIG DIFFERENCE I WILL TELL YOU. She says she is sorry she didn't know before and feels bad for makin me take cold flooidz but we is all much happier now that she knows better.
Can't bleeve you didn't get no jerbel. It's hardly like ur askin for somethin compleccated, they sells 'em all over teh plase.
Maybe next year.
Urs seasonally (and with love)
mojo
Re: itiz teh O HAI FRUM BUTSTER!!1!!
The Man had Max's spa set up in a special little house away from the main house. Sometimes they let me go outside (because I am "the oldest" they say and that's nice) and I go see where his spa place was. You can see the step to it in this picture but I didn't get all the way there that time because there was something in the way.
I was astonished gobsmacked and transmorgified by ur photo. Yes, there is something in teh way fonzie, I hates to tell you this but it is a CHIKN, I knows a little bit about them becaus they is nearly as devious as seagulls whech readers of this blog know are my NEMESIS. Keep well clear of them my frend never trust a fowl that's my motto.
Merry chrissmass and happy new year to u and your goggie and kitty and hooman companions there in Californya. And even probably the chikns I suppose, we wish no creature ill here on I am Mojo!
But DON'T TURN UR BACK ON THEM.
mojo
Time to start ur campane for real duck 2012. In fact u may want to register that website. I understand that's how things get done now. Looking into whether realmouse2012.com is available.
Take care, Miko, take care of yourself and ur people. We miss you for realz.
mojo
It is gud to hear frm you! I am glad u are feeling better and your hoomans are getting better at teh spa treatments - i find hoomans are quite trainable tho slow lerners. They HATES change and must be made to do something diffrently but making things more conveenynt for you is all that really matters.
Crissmas, it is overated in my opinion, with the strangers comin and goin and moving furniture and digestiv disterbences frm tinsel, and worst, teh hoomans FORGETTIN to give us teh Sunday wet fud because its a holiday and they got confused so what else is new! Holiday 4 WHUM i'd ask, telluwhat. We got it monday an if tehy think that means wait till monday again next week and every week from now on they better think AGIN, it better be served SUNday as purr usual or ther will be consequnces!
Happy Nu Year!!