Well that sneaky Veronica i knew she was up to somethen she has been even more fur-tive than usual. Well today she forgot to log out of the computer before goin to the litter box and I just happened to be walken by and just happened to axidentally open up Micro Soft Word and axsidentally opened up the list of recent documents and LOOK what that cat has been up to!!!
VeronicaFoot of the BedMomandDadsHouse, Fredericton
EducationSchool of Hard KnocksMarch 1997 – September 1997Side of Road Campus, New MarylandFredericton SPCA Campus, Fredericton
- B.A., Survival
- Major: Staying Alive
- Minors: Eating, Finding ShelterSchool of LifeSeptember 1997 – PresentMomandDads House Campus, FrederictonOccasional Field Trips· B.A. Being Real Smarto Major: Working the Systemo Minors: Sleeping, EatingExperienceSeptember 1997 – PresentIndependent Contractor, MomandDad’s HouseResponsibilities:· Lying on stuff· Sleeping· Patrolling for snakes· Cuddling· Vacuuming up food bits that hit the floorCore Competencies:· Looking disapproving· Cuddling (Dual competency: can cuddle above, or under, bedcovers)· Rearranging litter box attractively· “Covering up” after othersSpecial Competencies:· Walking on harness· Smelling food from vast distances· Getting along with extremely difficult co-workers· Working under near-unbearable conditionsHobbies:
- Licking self
- Staring at spot on ceiling
- Riding in carVolunteer Work:
Oho who thinks she's a clever girl then? MomandDad don't know she is looken for alternate employment although I can't imagine why she would this is practically paradise. She is so toadally busted I am TOADALLY tellen MomandDad when they get home. Veronica is in SO MUCH TROUBLE LOL!
Pee Ess I want to welcome to IamMojo! some caterpillars [edit: that should be cent
eripedes - mojo] from Washington, Dee Cee, who seem to hav stumbled across our important work here via Miz Mary Ellen. I think, if I am not mis-taken, these caterpillars usually spend their time eaten (as i do!), only they eat things like cherry trees and cherry blossoms and stuff, and as far as I can tell (with reporting from Mom) that would be (when ripe) sum sweet. Anyway, I hav not previously had caterpillars as guests but feel mucho privelegio (my parents are tryin to learn spinach spanish) .