First teh good news. As I posted earlier, teh black-and-white guy won teh elexion! I know this was due in no smal part to my endoorsment. However my friends sometimes wen you makes a endoorsement you may not have all teh fax at hand. There may be surprises in ur preferred candidate's policies wech u are not aware of until AFTER TEH ELEXION. DURIN TEH AXCEPTANSE SPEECH. WEN TEH CANDIDATE NOW PREZIDENT-ELEC ANNOUNSES THAT HE IS GETTIN A D - O - G TO LIVE IN TEH WITE HOUSE.
Oh i know wat ur thinken. "Mojo some of ur best friens is dogs." Yes well they can't help it they was born dogs. U know who I am referren to. However Prezident Elec Barrrack Obamama and his lovely and accomplished wife Mishel and their two dauters so cute it hurts ur eyes to look at 'em had a CHOICE. For choise of Wite House First Pet. And they chose D - O - G.
If there is small compensashun for this appallen lack of judgment in first offishal act as Prezident, it is teh fact that teh Obamamas sed they wood prefer to adopt a shelter animul, wech I am sure they will find one even if one of their little girls is lergic, sadly there is enouf abandoned and homeless animals in teh world includen teh purebred ones that I am betten some shelter in the Yoo Ess of Ay will have a hyper, allergenic dog who is waiten to be adopted.
Oh Mr. Obamama, I loved u because u r black and wite like me and u broke my heart right on elexion nite. And yet for some reason I can't help hopen that u will do well and feelen goodwill towards your dumb catless family.
mojo (Official Title Commandante en Jefe of Cuba)