mojo's SPECIAL OPS OPERATIVE day
Hai, my peeps, here is photo of sneaky, speshully-trained SPESHUL OPS QBA CAT, one of my operatives who was moniterin my diplomatick team while they was on diplomatick mission in small Caribbean country under my benign overlordship.
He is looken nonshalant while secretly observin diplomatick team who, he reports, was DRINKEN and CAROUSIN with bunch of JAMACANS when I specifickally told them to look for and get intelligence from RUSSIANS. Who I has been readin is key diplomatick ally of QBA. Althou I am only about halfway through readen DIPLOMATICK CABLES from WIKILEAKS whech is where I am gettin a considerable amount of my intelligence info these days.
I am thinking about firin them both and seeking replasement agents (Ant Sinthia is high on my list) but there are complicashuns involving them owning my current headquarters and suchandsuch. Will report on strategic plannen progress.
Bein a world leader is hard, I tell you! It's hard!